i'm exactly what i appear to be, if you look closely.

SO! I finally saw a single man this weekend and was jaw open-tongue out-goose bump covered-giddy the entire time and continue to be as i write this...

I realized that there are a few things that I want. Scratch that. There are a lot of things I want.

I want it to be acceptable to drink a martini in bed at 11 in the morning
I want everyone to dress to impress all the time with immaculately tailored suits
I want to wear a beehive-esque hair style
I want to wear excessive eye makeup
I want to dance with Colin Firth in a living room that you enter through an indoor orange orchard
I want to live in a glass house
I want to swim naked in the ocean with Nicholas Hoult (yeah that's right Nicky... call me... winky face)
I want to live in a world where it's okay to look cool smoking a cigarette because the government is still profiting from nicotine sales and does not yet have the balls to tell us that we are slowly killing ourselves.
one. cigarette. at. a. time.
I want to be perfectly tanned all the time
I want to be approached by a sickeningly good looking man named Carlos in the parking lot of a liquor store and have him solicit me for sex (too far?)

BASICALLY
I want to live in a world constructed by Tom Ford where everything gives me a tingly feeling in my stomach and I am constantly blown away and impressed and surprised by how beautiful everything is.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?? FUCK.

Dear Diary

Remember that song by Britney? It was alright...
You know what's better than that song?
This site.

http://www.terryrichardson.com/



A camera-wielding predator they say? eff that. LOVE YA TER!


*picture taken from terryrichardson.com

springs tings

sunny skies

 school goodbyes

silly girls

party twirls

best BEST friends

good times with ma mens

long pretty braids

the giggliest days

and poems that don't really rhyme but it doesn't matter because there are cute pictures that go along with every line!!!!

i would make a million hearts right now if html codes didn't permit it!!!!!!
i love SPRING!!!

can't beat it

All morons hate it when you call them a moron. - J.D. Salinger

The biggest thing to come out of the book since the murder of John Lennon. A step in the right direction, I'd say!

Based on the character and story of Holden Caulfield, (the protagonist in J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye) clothing line Caulfied Preparatory takes note from Salinger's novel as the clothing reflects Caulfield's struggles in the days following his expulsion from prep school. 

In the Spring 10 collection the clothes manage to look as though they've literally been blowing in the wind for months without compromising the simple clean style. And moving on to Summer and Fall 10, one is easily and fluidly brought back to the compromising position of Caulfied: an anti-hero attempting to break away from the bourgeoisie lifestyle his parents are pressing on him.

It works and I like it.

... And one day i will have a boyfriend/man slave who dresses (and looks) like this.

pea-NUTS!

Is there anything better than Charlie Brown and the gang? If this had been a week ago, before I was showed this site, I would have responded to that question with a resounding "HELL NO!"

But this?

Well this changes everything.

Kickin The Peanuts is a music blog (updated daily with free downloads) full of old classics, new remixes and all around bad-ass good shit. Sounds lovely yet standard, right? Just wait. 

The music is catalogued and organized according to the musical tastes of Charles Schulz’s Peanuts characters, whose taste in music is clearly just as diverse as any of ours.

same same, but different

I haven't really been able to get over this Same Hill, Different Day project by Paul Octavious. His concept is straightforward; go to the exact same spot and take a picture, with a different result every time.
WELL! the results are beautiful and make me want to fly a kite.